This warm-hearted comedy from the author of Up 'n' Under and Teechers was written for the Hull Truck Theatre Company.

Bet and Al lead a quiet, humdrum life in their small Yorkshire home until Bet wins a "Romantic Break" in a magazine competition.

The prize is their first experience abroad, and has profound effects on the way they look at the world around them once they return home. French cuisine, phrase books and muggers all feature in this hilarious depiction of the English abroad.

"...brilliantly simple, powerful piece of popular comedy" - The Guardian